MUTE MAN RECOUNTS UNSPEAKABLE TRAGEDIES

Shhlomo Henrik, a mute man from Pittsburgh, PA summarized the unspeakable tragedies that have plagued him throughout the last fourteen years. "_____________________________________", recounted Henrik. "______________________________", he added somberly.

Muteness or Aphonia has troubled Henrik from early on in his life. Through strength and quiet confidence he has overcome these obstacles to become the leading auction bidder in Pennsylvania. Only now, at 32, have people heard of his unspoken feelings "I'll bet he's mad that his voice wasn't heard in this year's democratic primaries" bet his friend Hershel Wheatman. Others say Henrik's past is troubling because people always put words into his mouth."He's told me his friends are all idiots" said Gavriel Tinoke,friend of the Mute man."___________________________" said Henrik in response."_________________________________________" he repeated.

Henrik's family is reportedly troubled by the amount of new information that is emerging about Shhlomo's life. Many suspect they are wary of negative publicity.They have hired consultant, Sheila Golding of Silence is Golding Inc.,a local PR Firm, to combat any harmful press."Contrary to many falsifications, the Henrik family has always treated Shhlomo with the utmost respect.He has never once voiced any concern about any wrongdoings" said Goldring in a verbal statement.When asked by reporters if there were any other unspeakables, Shhlomo had no comment.