After receiving news that he would be this year’s honoree for parent of the year, Zev Blought couldn't be happier. "Yay" commented Zev to reporters, "I am soooo ecstatic. It is an honor and a privilege to be asked to donate money and subject my friends and family to another extremely exciting evening of interesting speeches".
Through a leak in the schools chairman committee we obtained copies of the invitation drafted by the honoree; "With great pleasure we welcome you to a joyous night of stimulating speeches and extraordinary cuisine."…Read the invitation for Yeshvas Tzion Tamale (school for Spanish immigrants).
“I personally can’t wait for this momentous night, its going to be awesome”, exclaimed Blought’s twin (and equally sarcastic) brother, Benyamin. “I wish I was the one being honored, since I have sooo much time to be busy with this truly important event”.
Hockberry caught up with Blought last Wednesday. “Wow, such an important news organization to meet with me?? What did I do to deserve this showering of attention?? Whoop-de-do!!!! I'm soooo flattered. And that's soooo with 4 S's”. (The reporter was unable to decipher whether this statement was indeed sarcastic).
The dinner is scheduled for 8 o'clock May 18 at Atrium Hall.
