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BREAKING NEWS! HOCKBERRY HAS NO KOSHER ANGLE ON SPITZER SCANDAL!!


After hours of delibiration amongst lead editors at Hockberry.com it has become increasingly clear that the Orthodox Jewish news website has no clear kosher way of reporting on the Elliot Spitzer scandal.

While other websites such as Yeshivaworld.com present the story in a creatively frum way as an "Immoral, indecent business ring" Hockberry was unable to muster up such sensitivity and decided to leave the public with other means of obtaining their news. This is aside from the fact that the writers of Hockberry themselves are still unclear as to what this "immoral, indecent business ring" might be.

PLEASE CHECK BACK OFTEN AS HOCKBERRY.COM WILL UPDATE YOU AS WE UNDERSTAND THE SCANDAL A LITTLE BETTER. THIS IS A DEVELOPING STORY.

 
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