HOTEL RWANDA INTRODUCES EXCITING PESACH PROGRAM

After extensive inspection by the UN peacekeeping patrols and the OU, Hotel Rwanda in conjunction with the Schwartz family caterers are pleased to announce Pesach in Rwanda 2008. The news of the announcement came as a sigh of relief to the genocide plagued country. Government officials are hoping the Hutu and Tutsi tribes will lay down their spears long enough for visitors to enjoy the fantastic 8 day program.

The Hotel Rwanda, located in the stunning capital city of Kigali sits on a half of a fabulous acre of coffee bean crop. The location features lush opium gardens and a strong straw roof offering views of a cow pasture and a bombed-out army barracks. Guests can choose from rooms with or without an extra folding chair. Paintings by famed local artist Paukl Gyasgg decorate the lobby as a wind flutist entertains.

The Schwartz Family Caterers bring their extensive culinary expertise as well as their fifteen year experience in the Pesach vacation Industry. Their past trips have always been memorable. They include: Pesach in Somalia 2004, Pesach in Uganda 1999 and of course last year's hit Pesach in Gaza. This year Mr. Meshulem Schwartz, head chef, has informed us that the meals will all feature local cuisine that will be all available in Gebruks and Non-Gebruks. The leftovers will be donated to the government and shared by the 3,099,976 starving citizens of the nation no doubt boosting the morale and economy of the nation.

This year's entertainment program will be one for the ages. MBD, Lipa Schmeltzer, Avraham Fried, Abie Rottenberg, Shlock Rock, Baruch Levine, David Gabay, Piamenta, Pruz, the Yeshiva Boys Choir, Miami Boys Choir, The Chevra, Dedi, Helfgot, Lev Tahor, Regesh, Dveykus, Yisroel Williger, Shloimie Dachs, Eli Gerstner, Ohad, Yossi Green, Ben Tzion Shenker, Mendy Wald, Yeeedle, Shloimie Daskal, Dov Levine, Ira Heller, Shloimie Gertner, Oif Simchas, Michoel Streicher, and the Rolling Stones will all be staying and performing throughout the entire Yom Tov.

Activities for children will include tribal dancing with Uncle Moishe, drum beating, bird calling and hut building. Private blow-gun hunting lessons will be available at Nyungwe Forest National Park. There will be local Rwandan woman available for babysitting or you can bring your Rwandan cleaning lady from home.