Rabbis released a statement today banning Nosh Galore, a local Glatt Kosher eatery for their inappropriate window display. The window portrayed an enticing club sandwich with all the trimmings. The picture left little to the imagination.
Residents of the strictly orthodox community expressed dismay over the store’s choice of imagery. “It’s not Aidel”, said Mrs. Holtzhandler, “We are all responsible for the kosher upbringing of our children and now this?”
Signs were posted around the neighborhood warning of the dangers of the improper advertisement. Boycotts were quickly put in place against the once popular home of the all you can eat kasha varnishke buffet. A small crowd gathered outside the restaurant to publicly demonstrate their outrage at the "too hot to handle" picture. One of the men was visibly drooling as he attempted to look away from the excessively saucy sandwich.
The display photo in question features a sandwich that clearly attempts to seduce even the unhungry passerby. Layers and layers of lean, tender cuts of meat are provocatively smothered in a tempting spicy BBQ sauce. An open baguette offers a peek at the barely-there shredded lettuce. The tempting golden brown french fries sizzle irresistibly. A tall thin glass of Coke winks knowingly.
The owners of the store did not return our request for comment and have yet to take down the risqué display.
