Dear Ted Riley Floyd-
Thank you. All the internet buzz you caused brought us many new readers. Yossi from our research department has informed us that Ted Riley Floyd, Lakewood imposter, and Nathan Levi have been the most searched keywords by frum jews in the past week and subsequently broadened our readership. (We too are surprised at Yossi's vocabulary).
While we have never met, we seem to have a few common interests. We both enjoy holding the canopy pole at a hachnasas sefer torah, we once dressed up like goyim on Purim, and we have a cousin who lives in Lakewood. Yes, I’d say we are 2 peas in a pod.
So anyway Ted keep the faith be well and give us a call sometime. Maybe we’ll hit up a Hachnosos Sefer Torah or something. You can even bring Blurry with you. Thanks for the publicity.
Yours Truly ,
Hockberry
P.S. If you don’t need your hat anymore……….
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OPEN LETTER TO TED RILEY FLOYD
