After much bickering and many scheduling conflicts it appears as if the Hagada's Four Sons will finally reunite for a comeback tour.
A spokesman for the Rasha apparently leaked word to reporters early yesterday via email. "Yes it’s true, you are correct they will be finally touring this year. What is it to you?!” Reporters were quick to notice that the spokesman used the words "you" and "they" in the statement but never "I" or "me" indicating that the Rasha may be keeping to his old separatist ways.
Word from the Chacham's camp however took on a much different tone "I am looking forward to discussing the Exodus with my brethren. It is my honor and privilege to once again bask in the warmth of our camaraderie. We look forward to intellectually stimulating conversation and thought provoking discourse with one another"
It is not clear when the sons last spent time with each other. The last known record was dated anywhere between 280 and 360 CE. There were plans of a reunion about 31 years ago but the event was cancelled after SheEino Yodeah L'Shael didn't show up. He was delayed in transit and apparently refused to stop and ask directions.
Some of the brothers have taken advantage of their Passover fame. Rasha is said to be grossing over $250,000 a year from his endorsement deal with DentureDepot.Com and is also a noted vegetarian cuisine chef, while Chacham once took in $98,043 on an episode of Jeopardy. It appears, however, as if not all of the brothers have turned their fame into fortune. We caught up with Tum at his Passaic, NJ home. "I'm OK with the reunion, I guess" said Tum, clearly uncomfortable with the attention. "I mean my brothers are OK guys...whatever" Tum works at the accounting firm of Brice and Edwards and drives a Buick Regal. He lives on a non-descript block, and neighbors say he's a "pretty average guy". He recently lost some money in a pyramid scheme. Tum’s two children (a girl and a boy) attend the local Jewish school and enjoy an ice cream cone and a baseball game now and then. SheEino Yodeah L'Shael was obviously not returning our calls.
Unbeknownst to most there is actually a fifth son, Shehayu BeBais Hakeesay. For some reason he was omitted from the original text of the story and is hardly ever mentioned. We contacted his residence in Waterbury, Connecticut. “He won’t be available for at least ten to fifteen minutes” said his spokesperson. Sources close to this relatively unknown sibling have informed us that matzo “doesn’t agree with him”.
Supporters of the often analyzed sons are looking forward to the long awaited comeback. Fans are hoping the brothers can put aside their differences long enough to make the reunion one that will be talked about for another few thousand years.
A spokesman for the Rasha apparently leaked word to reporters early yesterday via email. "Yes it’s true, you are correct they will be finally touring this year. What is it to you?!” Reporters were quick to notice that the spokesman used the words "you" and "they" in the statement but never "I" or "me" indicating that the Rasha may be keeping to his old separatist ways.
Word from the Chacham's camp however took on a much different tone "I am looking forward to discussing the Exodus with my brethren. It is my honor and privilege to once again bask in the warmth of our camaraderie. We look forward to intellectually stimulating conversation and thought provoking discourse with one another"
It is not clear when the sons last spent time with each other. The last known record was dated anywhere between 280 and 360 CE. There were plans of a reunion about 31 years ago but the event was cancelled after SheEino Yodeah L'Shael didn't show up. He was delayed in transit and apparently refused to stop and ask directions.
Some of the brothers have taken advantage of their Passover fame. Rasha is said to be grossing over $250,000 a year from his endorsement deal with DentureDepot.Com and is also a noted vegetarian cuisine chef, while Chacham once took in $98,043 on an episode of Jeopardy. It appears, however, as if not all of the brothers have turned their fame into fortune. We caught up with Tum at his Passaic, NJ home. "I'm OK with the reunion, I guess" said Tum, clearly uncomfortable with the attention. "I mean my brothers are OK guys...whatever" Tum works at the accounting firm of Brice and Edwards and drives a Buick Regal. He lives on a non-descript block, and neighbors say he's a "pretty average guy". He recently lost some money in a pyramid scheme. Tum’s two children (a girl and a boy) attend the local Jewish school and enjoy an ice cream cone and a baseball game now and then. SheEino Yodeah L'Shael was obviously not returning our calls.
Unbeknownst to most there is actually a fifth son, Shehayu BeBais Hakeesay. For some reason he was omitted from the original text of the story and is hardly ever mentioned. We contacted his residence in Waterbury, Connecticut. “He won’t be available for at least ten to fifteen minutes” said his spokesperson. Sources close to this relatively unknown sibling have informed us that matzo “doesn’t agree with him”.
Supporters of the often analyzed sons are looking forward to the long awaited comeback. Fans are hoping the brothers can put aside their differences long enough to make the reunion one that will be talked about for another few thousand years.
